How to Hulk it up for the Incredible Hulk

With the Incredible Hulk coming out on June 13th, there are some things you can do to get into the Greenest event since St. Patrick himself.

Difficulty: Moderately Easy

Instructions

1. Move past the Ang Lee's take on the Hulk. While Ang Lee's Hulk has its merits, this is Edwards Norton's take on the Hulk. Watch Fight Club and change the color setting on your TV so that Tyler Durden appears green.

2. Drink some Incredible Hulks if you are of age. Mix equal parts Hennessy and Hpnotiq and stir over ice in a rocks tumbler.

3. When you find yourself angered in everyday situations, tense up. Feel the change and try to control it. Just don't actually engage in uncontrolled violence unless your height at least doubles and you you can lift the nearest parked car.

4. Go green when you see the movie. Body paint, face paint, and frosting are all ways to bring color to yourself. Just remember to keep the pants purple.

Tips & Warnings

• Don't drink and drive
• Don't engage in random acts of angry violence, its not polite to those around you who can't just let go

[Ballzy]

on 9/25/2008 Great information! 5*

[AbbyNormal]

on 6/20/2008 Good ideas!