How to Make Him Divorce His Wife

Don't threaten to hurl yourself into traffic unless he divorces. You just might have to follow through.

You’re madly in love with your man but there’s one little problem: He’s already married. While you may be able to live in other womanly bliss for some time, being the other woman will eventually wear you down and you’ll want the guy all to yourself. There is no guarantee you can make him divorce his wife, but you sure can try with a few strategic tactics.

Difficulty:

Challenging

Instructions

1. Share your pain. Tell him how much your heart belongs to him and how much it breaks every time he goes home to his wife. Ask him to imagine the situation reversed, if you were the married one, and what he would want you to do. You can even ask him how he would get you to divorce your husband, if you had one, so you can use some of his tips on him.

2. Do everything in your power to please him. Go out of your way to be the doting girlfriend, the perfect mate, the adorable other woman. This could include bringing him surprise gifts, taking him out to a fancy place to wine and dine him and making him a king for the night with his every wish your firm desire.

3. Offer 10 good reasons why he’d be happier with you than with his wife. You won’t have to sneak around anymore. You already have a townhouse for two on the river. He won’t have to hear the nagging shrew. You make better pancakes. Write down the reasons on a heart-shaped piece of cardboard and give it to him so he’s reminded always.

4. Give him the ultimatum. Yes, the “her or me” moment. Give him one week, and one week only, to think it over. Remind him again of how much fun you two have together and the 10 good reasons why he’d be happier with you. Don’t let him duck out with flimsy excuses like she’ll take all his money or what about his kids. His love for you, if genuine, should override all that stuff.

5. Blackmail him. This is the last and potentially disastrous step. Even if blackmail does make him divorce his wife, since she may want a divorce after she finds out you two have been romping in the daisies, it may make him angry enough that he’d also be through with you. Use this step only as a last resort and with extreme caution.

Tips & Warnings

• The minute his divorce is final, get hitched as soon as possible before he can find someone else to fill the void.

• Remember the adage, “Once a cheater, always a cheater” and know there is no sure-fire way to know that even if you get the guy to divorce his wife that he won’t turn around and cheat on you.