How to Get Revenge on a Cheating Girlfriend

Some may ask how the instructions for getting revenge on a cheating girlfriend are considered drama. The answer is simple. Sticking it to a cheating girlfriend requires a specific combination of delicate timing, sensitivity to others emotions and flawless recall. Only one other human activity needs this exact same combination: high drama. If your girlfriend has been sneaking around, shacking up or passing it around, check out the master to plan to getting revenge on that tramp.

Difficulty: Easy

Instructions

1. Forgive her. This assumes you have confronted her about her cheating, and she has some tiny shred of remorse about hopping in the sack with someone else. Most of your friends will call you a chump, but don't worry: You are not really forgiving her. Your job is to discover the circumstances that lead to her cheating.

2. Recreate the conditions of her cheating as closely as possible, so there is no possibility of mistaking your actions as coincidence, and cheat on her. If confronted about this behavior, put on your puppy dog eyes and swear on your uncle's knuckle that golly, it must have just happened. Most women will leave at that point. If instead, she displays signs of forgiveness, bow out of the relationship anyway and continue your revenge.

3. Dredge up everything your cheating girlfriend ever said about other women. You may have to sift a bit to get pay dirt on this one. Think about the women she insulted or called names. Chances are pretty good that your cheating girlfriend is jealous of these women for one reason or another. Consider these women to be your prime rebound dating pool.

4. Gather every stupid note that cheating tramp has ever written to you. You will not burn this stuff. Instead you will comb through her words, searching for dirt. Did she admit to peeing the bed until she was nine? Quietly make this information available to all interested parties. Do your best to pass off these tidbits of information as slips of the tongue or other equally innocent mistakes.

5. Live your life to the fullest. Enjoy life without that cheating tramp. Make it painfully aware to her that you don't need her, you never did need her and that is that.

Tips & Warnings

• Regard your friends with suspicion during this process. A cheating girlfriend will often shack up with one of your buddies in order to gain an ally close to you. This process is called "divide and conquer."
• Please bear in mind that getting revenge on your cheating girlfriend is a one way trip. Once you start, any chance of reconciliation is shot.

Resources

• Uplifting revenge material

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