How to play the "Family Guy" Drinking Game.

As a reminder, it must first be said that in order to play this game (and the massive amount of drinking that it entails) you must be 21 years of age.

This game consists of simple rules pertaining to events that occur throughout episodes of Family Guy. The premise is simple: something happens...you drink.

Difficulty: Moderately Easy

Instructions

Things You'll Need:

• Alcoholic beverage of choice (preferably beer)
• A tv or computer that allows you watch episodes of the Fox smash hit Family Guy
• A friend or two

1. Find a comfortable location where you and your friends can watch episodes of Family Guy, and your alcohol is readily available.

2. Take One Drink When:
   Peter gets hurt
   Peter does his signature laugh
   Peter or Chris says something stupid
   Someone makes fun of Meg
   A cut scene or flashback occurs
   A scene drags on for an extendedly long period
   
   Take Two Drinks:
   Brian acts like a dog
   Quagmire does his signature "Giggity Giggity" laugh
   Stewie acts gay
   Stewie says "What the deuce!"
   Stewie has or uses a weapon
   Stewie creates a plan
   Characters visit the "Drunken Clam"
   A gag is repeated
   Peter gives someone terrible advice
   A stereotype of any kind is referenced

3. Take Three Drinks:
   A commercial break
   Someone drinks a beer
   Quahog news is shown
   Peter says "Holy Crap!" or "Sweet!"
   Cleveland, Brian, or Quagmire mention Louis
   Someone takes off their clothes or is shown naked
   Meg gets referenced as a boy
   Another female character is shown aside from Meg or Louis
   
   Take Four Drinks:
   Another television show is referenced or made fun of
   A chicken fight scene occurs
   Louis's parents show up
   Peter references some "famous" relative
   
   
   Well; that's about it! Have fun!

Tips & Warnings

• This game is at its best when you have a group of 4 to 5 people. Any larger than that, typically, is less enjoyable because people stop paying attention.
• Everyone should drink responsibly and be careful.