How to Befriend an Evil Boss

Do you love your job but dread going to work because of your boss? Use these tips to take the next step in changing your boss from an enemy to a friend.

Instructions

1. You have to continue to be positive and smiley around your boss at all times. You may feel like an idiot at first, but happiness and optimism are contagious. Even when your boss is being a total jerk, compliment his or her shirt.

2. Take notes on things you overhear your boss say they like or want, then do your best to deliver on that. You don't have to be your boss' slave but if you hear him or her say that their kid is nagging them about a new action figure, surprise them by getting one. This lets them know you listen and you care. It may make your boss realize just how much of a jerk they have been to you.

3. Don't lash back when being chewed out. Instead look intently at them and nod your head. Give the appearance like you really understand where your boss is coming from, even if you don't or if they are being totally ridiculous. If you keep those attitudes to yourself, your boss will realize you are trying and ease up on you.

4. Find out what you have in common and use it. If you both like sports, talk about last night's game or invite him over to watch the big game along with some other coworkers. Whatever it is, use it to your advantage.

5. Introduce your family to your boss make yourself a real person to him. Your cute kids and soft-hearted spouse may make them think about the real you the next time he wants to chew you out.

Tips & Warnings

• Because of sexual harassment, make sure you don't get too friendly in a way that may make your boss think you are coming on to them.