How to Survive the Boss from Hell

I'm the Boss

How to survive a very difficult boss, an almost impossible boss, one who makes your life miserable.

Instructions

1. Find out the likes and dislikes of your boss.

2. Always agree with his/her opinion in public, then in private, suggest your own solution...in other words, never ever disagree with him/her in front of others in the office...

3. Say "You're absolutely right" when she makes a suggestion about how you should go about things, then do your own thing if you're positive it will work. If things work because of your efforts, she'll praise you. Feel free to take credit for it if possible. Let her if need be.

4. Be very very supportive of her...make the boss look good. Humor her, flatter her, praise her. Tell her he's a great boss (you know he's not!!!).

5. Quit if your boss continues to make your life miserable. Life is too short, and you spend enough time with your boss (8 hours a day for 5 days) as it is.