How to Urinate Standing Up as a Female

If you are a female, there were probably times when you've been jealous of the ease with which any male can pee standing up. They can pee in the woods, on the side of the road, virtually anywhere. Not so for us women. Knowing how to urinate standing up is more complicated for a female. However, there are several techniques that will help you master the skill. Read on to find out what they are.

Instructions

Difficulty: Moderate

1. Hide amongst the trees Find a private and convenient place to urinate when camping or doing any other outdoor activity; this can be difficult. Most guys can take care of their business in a jiffy. It's a little harder when you're a woman. Look for a place that is semi-isolated so that nobody can catch a view by accident. Tall trees with large trunks are usually best, but if you can't find one, look for some low lying shrubs.
2. So easy a toddler can do it Pull down your pants, stand in the squatting position with your legs spread so as not to get any back splash on them. Some people pull their underwear forward so that they are peeing behind them.
3. Consider taking one leg out of your pants (and underwear) and standing with your legs spread wide so that you don't dribble down your leg, as an option to squatting.
4. This might come in handy! Wipe if you brought toilet paper. If not, just pull your pants up, drip dry and be on your way.

Tips & Warnings

• Make sure you're not peeing on an incline so that you don't pee and have it dribble all over your feet!