How to take a dump at a friend's home

Have that intense urge your body signals that you have gotta take a dump and cannot wait until you reach home? Gosh, that is the worst feeling because along with it comes the reality that you may leave behind the aftermath of stinch that is just the opposite of spring daisies. Well fear and worry no more. This How-to will put an end to that problem.

Instructions

Difficulty: Easy

Things You’ll Need:

• a book of matches

1. First of all always keep a book of matches in your purse or pocket and make sure you have it with you when you enter the bathroom.
2. Light one match and blow it out (if you can) as soon as you are seated upon the commode.
3. After you pass your first motion, flush immediately and strike another match, blow it out and wave it around a bit. Repeat this step until you've completed using the commode. Cleanse yourself and the area, wash your hands thoroughly and strike one last match the same as you did above before exiting. Done

Tips & Warnings

• I know you are saying, "Why is she talking about this?" But it is really and important thing to know. I'm sure many of us have been challenged with this issue at some point and it will not hurt to prevent this from happening if we can. sulphur from a match gets rid of foul odors. I don't know why, but it does and it has been proven time and time over.
• Now sometimes we get lucky and go into a bathroom that has all the latest smell-good technology, but you can never be too sure, for it may all be just for show. So rather to be safe than sorry.
• be careful not to burn your friends house down.