How to drive agressively, without being an a-hole

By Jillbilly

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So you want to go fast and be in charge, but don't want someone to follow you home and slash your tires? Here's how

Instructions

Difficulty: Easy

Things You’ll Need:

  • A car

Step1
Don't Tail Gate. Seriously, it's really not that hard. I see people doing this all the time, WHEN THE LANE BESIDE THEM IS EMPTY. What the hell is their problem?!!!!
Anyway, it's one thing if you're on a one lane high way and the jerk in front of you is going way under the speed limit and won't pull off at the turn offs, but otherwise, don't be a dick.
Step2
When the person in front of you is changing lanes, don't try to change lanes in the same lane and zip around them.
Hey, way to almost cause an accident dick weed. Note that you see luxury car drivers doing this more than anyone else....what the hell man?
Step3
When to Use Your Signal. If there's no one in the lane beside you, f- the signal, but if you're squeezing between two cars, at least let em know you want in before you start pushing your way through.
Step4
Don't brake for no reason! If the traffic's going slow, don't slam the accelerator and then brake every time you move three inches. Believe it or not, that little pedal on the left responds to pressure, many times if you just tap it, you won't need to slam the brakes a second later...what a concept jackass.
Step5
Don't zip around twenty lanes of traffic. Fact, if you're changing lanes over and over, you're putting much of your speed into the left or right, making it so your forward speed is not nearly as high. We all need to change lanes sometimes, but those of you who keep switching, don't deny that you keep miraculously seeing the same car next to you no matter what you do.

Tips & Warnings

  • Just be polite and thoughtful and you'll get a lot further in life and the road
  • Read this and other fun articles on my blog, www.aholesguide.ruethedayblog.com
  • Don't cut someone off and flip them off
  • Follow these tips or the next time you drive like a jerk, you may get followed or get in an accident and either way, your ass will be hurting the next day.

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amylaine

amylaine said

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on 6/1/2008 Great points.

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