How to Annoy Target Security

This is not only to annoy Target security but any of the Security people that do not carry guns. This is how to annoy security people.

Instructions

Difficulty: Moderately Easy

Things You’ll Need:

• Some guts

1. tell him you can see yourself in his head
2. tell him you are a suicide bomber then pretend you don't know what that is.
3. Put red paint on yourself, take a bodyguard's gun, make him hold it, and say very loudly, "You did well, soldier." Then, collapse with your hand over your heart. When the bodyguard starts shouting for help, get up and say "Hahahahaha!! Gotcha!!"
   Run and pray that he didn't see your face or manage to palm your driver's license or another form of identification.
4. Say "OMG! Look behind you, there's something tall and ugly!" Make a scared face and take a deep breath as if you're relieved then say, "Never mind, it's just you. Jeez, you scared me there."
5. Throw skittles at them yelling "Taste the Rainbow!"
6. Take your wallet and place it side ways so that it bulges out then proceed to act guilty and look around nervously
7. Run around the mall where the rent-a-cops are, scream "OMG! You've got to help me! There's a huge, ugly man chasing after me!" Run behind a civilian and point at the guard. "See! That's the ugly big man!"
8. Question why most security guards are bald
9. Run around humming the mission impossible theme then draw a water pistol at the person and say "put your hands in the air!"
10. Pull out a water gun and squirt him down his trousers hide the gun then say really loudly "gross you wet your self"
11. Run at a security guard and give him a BIG hug and say "oh i have missed you so much"
12. Run up and say, "Daddy!" when he looks confused burst into tears and say "Don't you remember me or my mum?"
13. Ask, "OMG, are you the Butler?"
14. Stick a "Kick me" sign on the back of him
15. Stand near him, then jump a little and yell "Sexual harassment!"
16. Ask him how much he weighs, then when he tells you hand him a leaflet to an exercise club.
17. Ask him if he has any quarters
18. Check to see if he has a gun, he probably wont have one, then ask why his mommy wont let him have one.

Tips & Warnings

• I do not suggest any one attempts any of these because I am not responsible for any problems you get into.