How to Dress Like A Lesbian

Are you trying to look more butch? Do you dislike men just because you don’t want to get pregnant even though you are more of a horn dog than any man could ever be? You see, you are competing with men in the wrong way even in that area, but whatever, this is who you are so let’s see how to make the most of it. (I know what you’re thinking and I like men. I dig men, ya know?) :)

Instructions

Difficulty: Easy

Things You’ll Need:

• Black wool baseball cap that says “cocks” on the side of the hat
• Black tee shirt with a picture of a mountain climber or some other extreme outdoor sport on it
• Khaki cargo pants with lots of pockets on the sides
• Multiple ear piercings with metal balls and rods in your ears
• A tattoo
• White socks
• White sneakers
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1. Executive Wine Basket I will assume you already had the multiple body piercings and ear piercings already along with the tattoo.
2. Put the underwear and socks on.
3. Put the khaki cargo pants with lots of pockets on the sides on.
4. French Champagne Basket Put the black tee shirt with a picture of a mountain climber or some other extreme outdoor sport on.
5. Put the white sneakers on.
6. Put the black wool baseball cap that says “cocks” on the side of the hat.
7. Luxury at its Best Now you look cool enough to go mack some honeys at a lesbian bar and look like the man of the house while doing it.

Tips & Warnings

• You can wear dog tags with the cargo pants and it will look even cuter. Also if you can’t find the cocks hat, a camouflage hat with the cargo pants would also be a nice addition to this outfit.