How to Get Past Security and Get a Thrill At the Same Time

Getting past security can be a pleasurable experience if you know how to angle your body right and just go for it. Put a smile on your face you deserve it!

Instructions

Difficulty: Easy

Things You’ll Need:

• A wireless radio controlled id badge that will allow you access into the building.
• A scanner that will work with the badge.
• A coat pocket or front pocket or a back pocket.

1. Put your id badge into your back pocket or front pocket for men.
2. Walk up to the scanner and face the machine.
3. Rub the pocket with the id badge in it on the scanner part of the machine and wait for it to beep. This is where you get the thrill so hump that thing really good. :) I see you wining and grinding up on the machine…
4. Walk through the turnstile.
5. Now you are in the building.

Tips & Warnings

• This works even if you are being watched by security.
• Women can put the id badge into their back pocket and back up and get in front of the machine and do a little tootsie roll or rumpshaker or humpty hump or doing da butt dance instead of grinding on the machine if you wish.