How to know if your cat is a terrorist

Cats are often portrayed as evil on TV and in movies. Here is how to check if your cat is evil, or just bad tempered.

Difficulty: Easy

Instructions

Things You'll Need:

• A tongue
• A cheek to put it in
• Chainmail gloves

1. 
    
   Evil grin

   Does your cat have an evil grin all the time?

2. 
    
   Kungfoo cat

   Does your cat practice kungfoo?

3. 
    
   Evil asociates

   Does your cat hang out with known criminal masterminds?

4. 
    
   Racial cat

   Does your cat scream racial slurs?

Tips & Warnings

• Catscans are required for international travel
• Watch your hands

[Lissy07]

on 1/22/2009 MY CAT MY CAT MY CAT IS A TERRORIST!!!!!!!!!! AHhh ha ha ha ha ha.. no.. she really is!!!!

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on 11/19/2008 This was great. :)

[EwanKennedy]

on 11/19/2008 My cat's called Chairman Miaow which kinda gave the game away.

[mojoworkin]

on 10/13/2008 I love it! One of my cats is absolutely a terrorist.

[Thims]

on 10/13/2008 LOL! Love the pic! We all know at the very least, all cats are crazy!