How to convince yourself that studying is better than... sex

Knowledge is power and why we need this type of power and not the physical power of your body desires.

Instructions

Difficulty: Easy

Things You’ll Need:

• handkerchief to wipe your tears
• secluded place so that you don't awake anyone by laughing
• your sense of humor

1. If you get tired, you can stop, save your place and pick up where you left off.
2. A little coffee and you can do it all night.
3. You don't get embarrassed if your parents interrupt you in the middle.
4. If you aren't sure what you're doing, you can always ask your roommate for help!
5. You can finish early without feelings of guilt or shame.