Difficulty: Moderately Challenging
Things You’ll Need:
- A tween daughter aged 11 to 12. Try to catch her either way right before her first period (menarche) or right at her first period.
- A calm personality so she does not feel that her first period is a “crisis” or something to be ashamed of.
- A list of rules and regulations that pertain to you and your family
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Step1
When you are 18 or 19 years of age and have had no children out of wedlock we will be able to rejoice and say thank you because teenage pregnancy is actually a pattern. It’s a pattern and we don’t want you to have a baby at no 14 years of age.
Step2
Other people will actually have the nerve to call your beautiful baby a “welfare baby” or a “crack baby” and say things like “these young mothers keep having these babies and can’t even take care of the ones that they got” or “you have one baby and you can stop right there” and knowing how you are you will be ready to fight then.
Step3
Keep your legs closed, because when the husband fairy comes around when you are around age 21 to 25 and you are of marriageable age, it helps a man to know that he can respect his wife and love her freely knowing that she has not been passed around from man to man to man. You are young now but listen to your parents, your teachers no acting silly in class to make boys like you, and no boy is to touch you here (you point at her breast buds), here (you point at her vagina) or here (you point at her rear end) without you telling us your parents or a teacher about it, you understand? Now go outside and play.
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Comments
angelbaby8290 said
on 7/9/2008 If you actually have children you should have them taken by D.S.S because of this intense emotional abuse. If this is some sick attempt at satire you suck at it. I read this entire series thinking it could get better it only got worse.
treefrog9871 said
on 7/2/2008 "he helps guys find you pretty enough to want to marry you"
This, in addition to the dozens of horrible parenting tips you give, make me think you've damaged your children beyond the point of recovery.