How to Do an Ewok Impression

The ewok is easily the best Star Wars character appearing in The Return of the Jedi. These small bear-like creatures hilariously thwart the Empire, waddling their way to a win. Should one find themselves inclined, these are the essentials of an ewok impression that would make John Pinette proud.

Difficulty: Moderately Easy

Instructions

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   First and foremost be socially responsible with this impression. Strangers and lady folk have a tendency to high brow this eloquent skill; this is no reason to stop for me, but I'm realistic about how this may come off to some.

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   See Return of the Jedi, and observe the ewok & its ways. Seeing is believing and there is no better way to hone a fine impression than by studying the source.

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   English/known languages are a no-no for the ewok. They verbally express themselves through a mid-grade grumbling noise, varying in tone in situations. This is somewhat subjective as small woodland creatures make any number of growl noises - be creative.

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   The ewok basically lacks a knee joint it seems, so waddle whenever going anywhere. Also, arm movement is mostly vertical, and becomes more exagerated as foot/paw speed increases & scenes become dramatic.

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   For full effect while running, acting disgruntled, or fleeing eminent death (all actions appear the same to the naked eye), be sure and add a pronounced swaying upper torso to arm swing & waddle-jog.

Resources

• John Pinette
• Pinette's Ewok Impression

[ctmem]

on 5/25/2008 Next time I am fleeing eminent death, I will keep this in mind!

[Desula]

on 5/25/2008 We are the e e e ewoks.