How to Take the Friday Man Shower

It's common knowledge that for a man to take a bath is a serious blow to manhood, and besides, who really enjoys sitting in a tepid puddle of personal filth anyway? For men everywhere, there is now a solution. Not a man? Today isn't Friday? The Friday Man shower is a wonderful addition to anyone's day as well as their mental health.

Difficulty: Easy

Instructions

Things You'll Need:

• A Shower
• A Plastic Lawn Chair
• Ice Cold Beer
• Music Playing Device

1. Finish the day's work, and be sure there will be plenty of hot water available for the shower.

2. Place the plastic lawn chair in the shower. Flank it with a cooler containing your personal beverage of preference. Shiner Bock is my weapon of choice.

3. Take your iPod deck, speakers, or whatever your source of music is and place in bathroom so as to be easily audible, yet not a water-electricity hazard that may end your life. The playlist/CD should be full of whatever it is you find to be most relaxing - Jimmy Buffett, classical, etc...

4. Enjoy the composition of great music, ice cold beer, and a hot relaxing shower at the end of the day.

Tips & Warnings

• Be careful with electricity and water proximity.

[Desula]

on 5/25/2008 Sounds dangerous. Why not take a quick shower and lounge in your towel all day?

[AbbyNormal]

on 5/24/2008 Uh-huh!