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How to Take the Friday Man Shower

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By dlowe
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It's common knowledge that for a man to take a bath is a serious blow to manhood, and besides, who really enjoys sitting in a tepid puddle of personal filth anyway? For men everywhere, there is now a solution. Not a man? Today isn't Friday? The Friday Man shower is a wonderful addition to anyone's day as well as their mental health.

Difficulty: Easy
Instructions

Things You'll Need:

  • A Shower
  • A Plastic Lawn Chair
  • Ice Cold Beer
  • Music Playing Device
  1. Step 1

    Finish the day's work, and be sure there will be plenty of hot water available for the shower.

  2. Step 2

    Place the plastic lawn chair in the shower. Flank it with a cooler containing your personal beverage of preference. Shiner Bock is my weapon of choice.

  3. Step 3

    Take your iPod deck, speakers, or whatever your source of music is and place in bathroom so as to be easily audible, yet not a water-electricity hazard that may end your life. The playlist/CD should be full of whatever it is you find to be most relaxing - Jimmy Buffett, classical, etc...

  4. Step 4

    Enjoy the composition of great music, ice cold beer, and a hot relaxing shower at the end of the day.

Tips & Warnings
  • Be careful with electricity and water proximity.

Comments  

Desula said

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on 5/25/2008 Sounds dangerous. Why not take a quick shower and lounge in your towel all day?

AbbyNormal said

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on 5/24/2008 Uh-huh!

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