How to not get busted on homework

Oh no! I didn't do my Homework and it's time to go to school! What will I do?!?! I know! I will tell my teacher the dog ate it! .... WRONG!!! Are you kidding me! That will only work if your mom is the teacher!!! What I am about to tell you only works for elementry schools so if you are in high school then better luck next time! Really this isn't for parents it's for kids from grades 2-7. It might work if your in grade 8 but I don't know.

Instructions

Difficulty: Moderately Easy

Things You’ll Need:

• Your Brain!
• Acting skills

1. Go to school by the lockers and talk to your friends. If they bring up the homework that was due than you just slowly back away. No I am just kidding. You bring up another topic like for example, If your a guy: Who do think is the best player in the NHL And an example for girls
   : I love your eyes. Something like that. Whatever it takes to get of the topic.
2. Go to class when the bell rings. Don't wait until your teacher says, " Hand in your homework class. Do it right away.
3. Ok so you go to your teacher as soon as possible basically and you tell , " Mr./ or Mrs. ______ ( teachers name) I forgot my homework at home and I was wondering if maybe I could bring it tomorrow. If she says yes your in. If she says no your out. If she says, Why don't you bring it at lunch time? Than you better have a lunch packed and say, I can't go home because my parents arn't home and I am staying at school for lunch. Works 96% of the time. If your wondering about the 4% it is that your teacher was cranky that day. Remember that while you are telling her this, any giggle or smirk, or smile, or anything like that will totally get you in trouble. I have done this about 5 times and all five have worked. Soooo....... If you don't have homework finished and you are reading this now and you have school tomorrow and its like 1 am then..........

Tips & Warnings

• This will work better with girls usually. I don't know why. It depends on the sex of the teacher I guess.
• Don't tell your parents this. If they find out then you are totally busted and they know you don't have your homework done!