How to Tease Women
A fine line exists between teasing a woman in a flirtatious, fun manner and teasing her in a way that gets you a slap in the face. To successfully tease women, you need to respect that fine line and follow a few simple steps.
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Instructions
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Make sure every tease has an underlying compliment. “Wow, your hair looks like it should be on the cover of a magazine. I’m going to grab a camera right now.”
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Get gently physical, if you know her well. Run your hand up her arm and tell her the silk jacket is so smooth you have the massive urge to just touch it.
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Be funny. “That dress is so sexy it makes me fall over.” Complete this tease by actually falling on the ground.
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Make sure you know her very well or you will be regarded as a disgusting lecher if you are teasing in a sexual manner. “I can almost see down your shirt…would you mind bending over a little more?”
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Have fun. The point of teasing is to make someone laugh or blush, not make them mad or revolted.
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Backpedal quickly if at any point the woman looks like she’s getting upset. Tell her she’s beautiful, you're sorry if you upset her and you were only teasing.
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Tips & Warnings
Never grab things from her in a tease, like her cell phone, cigarettes or handbag. That’s just rude.
<br>Beware of tickling. It should only be done to intimate partners and only if it doesn’t make them nauseous.
<br>Not all women like to be teased. Pick your target wisely.
- Photo Credit Illustration by Ryn Gargulinski
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