How to Lose Your Woman Fast

Losing your woman is not something that we men want to think about. Unfortunately, that is exactly why we seem to find ways to do so. Often, we find ourselves all alone and clueless as to why. Here are the easiest ways to lose your woman fast.

Instructions

1. One of the quickest ways to lose your woman fast is to cheat on her in any way. This includes but is not limited to: other women, other men, porn, chatting secretly, meeting an old friend and an "innocent" peck on the cheek. This is the easiest one of all and most men know better.

2. Another sure fire way to lose your woman fast is to forget that she is beautiful. I know men, you DO think she is beautiful. Well, it does you not one bit of good unless SHE knows this. Do not start forgetting to tell her. She will notice and will eventually look elsewhere for those compliments. This is the beginning of the end.

3. Call her fat or skinny. Do not ever enter into the weight issue with your woman. You will never live it down. She is always the perfect weight for your taste.

4. Spend more time with your truck or friends than her. No matter how bad your truck needs a second wash that week, you better take your wife to a movie instead. Otherwise you will end up spending all your time with that truck, or sleeping in it.

5. Call her the wrong name. It happens all the time and it only happens once with any self-respecting woman.