How to Fight Many People at Once

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Don't worry about fighting dirty when it's you against all them

You started an argument with a bozo on the bus, only to get off at your stop to realize he’s following you along with five of his friends. You can fight many people at once with a lot of energy and a few life-saving tips.

Instructions

    • 1

      Keep moving. It’s harder for people to hit a moving target.

    • 2

      Stay upright. No matter how weakened, bloody or disgusting you feel, don’t fall down. Once you hit the pavement you will be dead meat.

    • 3

      Use all body parts. Sure, there’s only one of you, but you have two arms to hit with, two legs to kick with, two knees and two elbows to jab with and a head to butt with. Heck, you can even bite if you wish.

    • 4

      Look for weapons. Keep your eyes open for nearby metal stakes, milk crates, garbage cans or other debris you can throw into the mix to ward them off.

    • 5

      Take cheap shots. Take any shots you can get.

Tips & Warnings

  • Eliminating them one by one only works in the movies. Your best bet is to fight defensively, throw them through windows if possible and run.

  • Run fast!

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  • Photo Credit Illustration by Ryn Gargulinski

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