How to Write Funny Articles That Make No Sense

This is how I write nonsense literature or songs--I just write down what pops into my head in an order. This is kind of like freewriting except it has to be made sure it is written so that it doesn't make sense on purpose.

Instructions

Difficulty: Easy

Things You’ll Need:

• paper or computer to record writing
• writing utensil (optional)

1. Get your paper and writing instrument ready or your computer on to Notepad or another writing program. Then get ready to create your piece.
2. Begin writing sentences or phrases that pop into your head--the funnier they sound, the better. These do not have to interconnect at all, they can for a short time, but switch topics often. For example, this is how I might begin the writing,
   "The man ran down the street in high heels. The dog jumped all over the wall. The snowman froze over again in the 80 degree weather. Martians attacked Earth...." and so forth.
3. Save your work in a safe place or to file on the computer. This can be placed on your blog for entertainment or even posted to a paid for writing online service. Good luck!

Tips & Warnings

• A comfortable, quiet location may help.