How to destroy your health

Ever wanted to just kick back? Ever wanted to just relax the day away with no worries at all? Ever do this every other day? Well keep doing these things and that dream of getting off the couch will never come true.

Instructions

Difficulty: Moderately Easy

1. Watch TV for at least 6 hours a day. Without breaks, unless it's to get more food or to go to the bathroom.
2. Use Lays, Doritos, or any other kind of junk food as your in-between-meals-meal 24/7.
3. Dream of eating chocolate cake in a nice, warm, bubble bath and then go out, buy a cake, cook it, and eat it in the bath just to see what it's like.
4. Say you're too lazy to go outside to take out the trash, but always get up to get a fresh bag of chips.
5. Be obsessed in something even you know you shouldn't be obsessed with.
6. Follow every one of these steps.

Tips & Warnings

• Do the exact opposite of these steps
• If you actually follow step 6, read the title again and think carefully.