How to Taunt Like Triple H

They don't call him "The Cerebral Assassin" for nothing. Triple H knows if he gets into his opponent's head with a good taunt--he's won half the battle already. Taunting with crude insults and adolescent humor like Triple H can help you take your opponents off their game, too.

Instructions

Difficulty: Moderately Easy

1. Make sure your opponent knows exactly who you are. If you're the best at what you do and have the skins on the wall to prove it, make sure he knows it.
2. Remind him of the last time you either beat him in the ring or just beat him up by surprise. Let him know that you thought that was pretty cool.
3. Question his masculinity. If you can do or say anything that makes him seem like less of a man and get the crowd to laugh at it, he'll surely lose his cool. If you can use his own words against him, it works even better.
4. Have video footage of him in some sort of embarrassing situation. It can even be edited slightly to make it even funnier. This works really well when you have a giant Titantron screen to play it on.
5. Smile wickedly at him when he starts running his mouth off at you. This tells him that you're not fazed by his lame attempt to win this battle of wits.
6. Raise both arms in the air and give a double karate chop to your lower body right in front of him. This is best just before a Triple H "Pedigree"--grabbing him by both arms and slamming him down face first.
7. Let him know that if he's "not down with that," you've "got two words for him!" (You won't have to actually say the words--the crowd will do it for you.)