How to Make More Money as a Stripper!

This article will be my best yet because of the need of a mans opinion. Ladies, ladies. Before you comment, read through and give me your opinions at the end. I happen to like strip clubs. I find them very entertaining when you put them in perspective. I've been to many of them and I like to go frequently, like most of us. Most female exotic dancers do their own thing when they dance. If you've been to as many as I have most of the time they have a certain routine. A dance routine that they're comfortable with. Yes ladies, we've noticed. If this is or ever has been you, continue to read. Hopefully you'll take the advice. You'll see the difference in your garter belt, shoe strap or where ever you put your money when you dance.

Instructions

Difficulty: Moderately Challenging

Things You’ll Need:

• Outfits
• Personality
• Practice
• Learn from your mistakes
• Be somewhat smart and if not then fake it good, please!

1. If you're a dancer or have danced before then most of the things you need you should already have. Putting them together properly is the key and the reason for this article! I can't say this is an easy thing for a female to do. First of all, you have all these guys going ga ga over you just because you're naked or half naked. Sometimes it doesn't even matter that you dance. Any female in a strip club is curiously attractive especially if she's a customer. Ok, ok, the key to this dance thing is to keep your customers happy with your dancing not only so that they keep coming back but so that they keep coming back to see you. Repeat customers is the key to making more money. You know this? But how...
2. It's hot when a woman has a few drinks while working at a strip club. They feel more comfortable and guys like it. The key is to know your limits. Don't get hammered it's not hot and guys won't respect you. Be sexy and feel sexy... but don't think that every guy will want you cuz you're naked. Contrary to popular thought when men see many girls then they'll pick and choose. If you're alone on stage then they're all yours!! The reason is because a mans ego will skyrocket if there is only one girl out and she's dancing for him while everyone else waits... Most girls will stay if you give them more money and if there's no rotation rule.
3. Don't bring your problems to the club cuz if the guys wanted to hear problems they can be home and not spend money to hear your problems. Think of yourself as a therapist. Guys get off work and want to relax, have a drink and look at naked chicks... Remember they're their to forget their problems... Now for the most important part of the article. From a mans perspective, make sure to show each guy attention. Thats what they're their for. They need a smile, a conversation, a dance and for pete's sake give us your stage name and your real name. Don't let us think that Trixie is your real name. Moan! Yes, there is no rule about moaning. Men love this and I got that once from a girl at a club in West Palm Beach. During your dance, you know, when you drape your hair over him, get close to his ear a give him a moan. Everyone knows its fake but it goes with the mood. Thats where you make the money!! Moan in his ear and remember where you heard it first... This advice is at no charge. Feel free to comment on this article.

Tips & Warnings

• Be clean smelling. Shower and use subtle perfume.
• Wear nice outfits; know how to walk on heels.
• Be sexy and feel sexy cuz we'll notice.
• Moan but not all the time to one person cuz it can get old. Just a little for each dance should have them coming back for more... Think of me when you have enough to buy your next heels.
• Don't get drunk- you'll lose customers & at a dollar or two per person you need as many ones as you can get.
• Don't be rude- that means that if you take the money then you need to dance.
• Don't be angry or fight. It will be hot for chicks to fight at a club (I've been there) but you won't get a return customer out of it.