How to Create and Tell Dumb Blonde Jokes

Everyone knows a blonde joke, but not everyone can tell them. It isn't extremely difficult to write and tell a blonde joke, but you may have a harder time than a blonde trying to find her contacts when she's wearing them. With a little skill and a willingness to sacrifice any chances of a second-date with a smart and sexy blonde, you can master the art of blonde jokes.

Difficulty: Moderately Easy

Instructions

1. Learn how to tell any joke. If you can't tell a joke it will bomb whether it's a blonde joke or serious political satire. All jokes have a set-up, which should include all the information necessary for the joke to make sense, and a punch line, which should be an unexpected twist or outrageous spin on the set-up.

2. Study the stupid things people do. Blonde jokes play up preposterous behavior. Most are interchangeable with jokes about ethnic groups or graduates of your alma mater's rival college.

3. Write your joke. Many blonde jokes have a one-sentence set-up identifying strange blonde behavior ("Why did the blonde stop drinking ice water?" or "Why do blondes take longer to fall?") and a punch line that highlights their cluelessness. Try it on friends and tweak or rewrite it until you get a laugh every time.

4. Streamline your joke. Cull out anything that isn't absolutely necessary.

5. Practice your delivery. Timing is everything. Deliver the set-up, pause to make sure your audience is hooked and drop the punch line.