How to Create and Tell Dumb Blonde Jokes
Everyone knows a blonde joke, but not everyone can tell them. It isn't extremely difficult to write and tell a blonde joke, but you may have a harder time than a blonde trying to find her contacts when she's wearing them. With a little skill and a willingness to sacrifice any chances of a second-date with a smart and sexy blonde, you can master the art of blonde jokes.
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Learn how to tell any joke. If you can't tell a joke it will bomb whether it's a blonde joke or serious political satire. All jokes have a set-up, which should include all the information necessary for the joke to make sense, and a punch line, which should be an unexpected twist or outrageous spin on the set-up.
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Study the stupid things people do. Blonde jokes play up preposterous behavior. Most are interchangeable with jokes about ethnic groups or graduates of your alma mater's rival college.
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Write your joke. Many blonde jokes have a one-sentence set-up identifying strange blonde behavior ("Why did the blonde stop drinking ice water?" or "Why do blondes take longer to fall?") and a punch line that highlights their cluelessness. Try it on friends and tweak or rewrite it until you get a laugh every time.
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Streamline your joke. Cull out anything that isn't absolutely necessary.
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Practice your delivery. Timing is everything. Deliver the set-up, pause to make sure your audience is hooked and drop the punch line.
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