How to Drive your Mother Crazy

Driving your mother crazy can be a fun activity for kids of all ages. Though there are many ways to drive your mother crazy, here are just a few suggestions to get you started. Kids, if you're not old enough to read, have an older sibling read this to you.

Instructions

Difficulty: Easy

1. While in the back seat of the car, be sure to whine and ask questions frequently. Questions like "Are we there yet?" and "Can we go to McDonalds?" are particularly effective.
2. Be sure to argue with your siblings often. Especially annoying phrases include "I had it first!" "She hit me!" and "That's mine!"
3. After your mother tells you for the thousandth time to not put your coat and backpack on the living room floor, be sure to put your coat and backpack on the living room floor.
4. When your mother serves you a wonderfully home-cooked dinner, take two bites and leave the rest on your plate. One hour later, tell your mother you are hungry.
5. Push the button on the noisy toy over and over and over again. (Note: You should thank your aunts, uncles and grandparents for buying you the noisy toys. Goodness knows your mother didn't buy them!)

Tips & Warnings

• Kids, did you read the above article and promptly forget it? Not to worry, most children instinctively know how to drive their mothers crazy, even without an Ehow article.
• Remember, no matter how much you drive her crazy, your mother loves you.
• Caution. Mothers who have been driven crazy can be dangerous.