How to Be Lazy

Some days there is just no motivation to do anything and it feels good to have a lazy day! If you are REALLY lazy already, you will probably be too lazy to read this article. But for those busy-bodies out there who don't seem to know HOW to slow down and relax, read on and giver yourself a break!

Instructions

Difficulty: Easy

1. Call in sick to work on a weekday or cancel any obligations on a weekend day.
2. Sleep in as late as you can. Put a sheet over your window to make the room darker so will sleep longer.
3. When you slowly wake up, slowly drag yourself out of bed and go sit in front of your TV or computer. When you start feeling really hungry, eat some cereal or something else simple and effortless. Don't bother brushing your teeth or taking a shower. (unless you are around other people, then please do thank you!)
4. After eating, go back to your TV,computer or book and zone out for a while. Stay in your pajamas.
5. Lounge around all day doing nothing productive. Do whatever else you like doing as long as it isn't accomplishing anything.
6. When you get hungry again, order something that can be delivered or eat something simple that you have on hand.
7. Watch more TV, movies, play solitaire, video games, or engage in any other mindless activity.
8. Now that your long hard day is coming to an end and you haven't showered all day, take a nice relaxing bath and then go to bed....after watching more tv! OR.....after a long lazy day of doing nothing, around 10 pm, finally get yourself together and go out and enjoy the night life!
9. In response to trishmiller's comment:
   To make this work with kids, a dog and husband?
   While you sleep in, Husband gets up and makes breakfast with the kids, then takes them and the dog out for the day....maybe he takes the camping! Does anyone have any ideas on how to accomplish having a lazy day?

Tips & Warnings

• No Cleaning
• Limited personal Hygiene
• No Cooking
• No Laundry
• No Work
• If you do leave your house, make it a trip to starbucks or some other drive-thru treat.
• This should not be a lifestyle! If your daily life consists of greasy hair, stinky clothes and World of Warcraft,Soap Operas, or infomercials.....then start doing the OPPOSITE of this article.