How to Change a Tire Like a Real Woman

You have a flat tire and don't have a real man around to change it for you. You are late for your hair dresser's or pedicure. How do you fix this problem while remaining an empowered women of the 21st century?

Difficulty: Easy

Instructions

Things You'll Need:

• Car with a flat tire
• Cell phone

1. Call AAA

2. Be placed on "hold" and sit there tapping your foot, getting angrier all the time at being made to wait.

3. When they answer your call, explain the problem and start crying. This will expediate the process.

4. When the grease monkey shows up, flirt with him and act helpless and flaunt your sexuality. Bend over and pretend to be interested in his problem with the tire (formerly your problem)

5. Enjoy having someone other than you getting their finger nails dirty.

6. When the grease monkey asks for your phone #, smile and give him a false number with a "promise to call me big boy?" This is known as "female empowerment in the 21st century".

7. Drive off and forget about him.

Tips & Warnings

• A low cut blouse or short skirt will help get your tire changed quickly.
• If you run into him at a bar that weekend - profess that you have no idea who he is and threaten to call the bouncer if he doesn't leave you alone. This will help groom him into being more of a "real man" by learning rejection on a daily basis from beautiful women.