How to become Jimmy John

Why would you want to become Jimmy John?

Instructions

Difficulty: Easy

Things You’ll Need:

• No Brain
• Lack of social skills
• Ability to mispronouse common words
• Ability to misspell common words

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Tips & Warnings

• If you decide to become Jimmy John, you are a sad, sad person. Please seek professional help.