How to turn a "Hoe" into a "Housewife"

Can a "Hoe" be a Housewife" ?

Instructions

Difficulty: Easy

Things You’ll Need:

• A sense of humor
• Ability not to judge people
• Faith

1. Well..You want have to worry about her buying what most men are selling. Don’t always knock a person for there past.
2. She’ll be able to teach her daughters about men and warn her sons about women. Life is about corrections and reproofs.
3. With every great garden, you got have a little “Hoe” in you! Know that if you never make any mistakes then you probably want learn much.

Tips & Warnings

• How to turn a Hoe into a Housewife.
• You can’t…Naw, just kidding, but seriously though, no-one can turn anyone into something that person doesn’t want to be.
• I knew a guy who married a prostitute…No he wasn’t a Pimp, Preacher or a Politician! (I’m a go to hell for that one!)…anyway, he was a regular guy who when ever you ask him why he married a “Hoe”? He would plainly tell you, “Because I never have to worry about her buying tickets to any of the events most men are promoting. She has already, been there and done that.”
• You would be amazed at how nice people really are that have been critically judged in there life, and to finally have someone to look beyond there faults and except and love them for who they are and not what they have or haven’t done.
• Women do tend to get judged a little bit harder in the world of expectance, but… on the flip side, women do get away with a lot of things that men in the same situation would get sent up the river for. Like: Nobody seems to hardly notice a female teacher with boys, but let Ole Man Such and Such be alone with Little Miss So and So for 1 hot minute...Anyway I’m digressing. People are going to be people and yes women who have had a colorful past can go on to be great Housewives. She’ll be able to teach her daughters about men and warn her sons about women. Besides, think about all the tricks of the trade she has learned! Man! Talk about fringe benefits! What man wouldn’t want a woman that could do all the things that a seasoned professional “Working Woman” does, for free? With, I might add, the exceptions of a Mortgage, Car Loan, 401k plans burial insurance, etc. etc.
• I’m going to leave you with this one thought, when you think about it, our lives are gardens and everybody knows, (especially an ole country girl such as myself) that you have to have the right tools for a garden. So with every great garden, you got have a little “Hoe” in you!