Difficulty: Moderately Challenging
Things You’ll Need:
- Bitches
- Blunts
- More bitches
- Celebs
- Drinks
- Live entertainment
Step1
Without bitches you’re not going to have a party. So, make sure you have plenty of women on call. And, not just any women! Most rappers hire strippers or agencies to fill their parties with top of the line hoochies. And, if you don’t know what a hoochie is spend a couple hours watching videos on BET or watch Flavor of Love! Just remember these women do not represent most women, just the bad ones who you don’t want to tell your wives and girlfriends about!
Step2
Now that you have the bitches! You’re going to need plenty of weed! And, like most famous rappers you have one or two weed men on call to supply your party with plenty of the green stuff! Oh, and you may want to get someone to get the drinks, if you’re not having the party at a bar or club!
Step3
Now you need to invite as many famous people you can who have sex tapes leaked to the internet! This gives your party major points! Now after you invite them invite other big names even if you don’t know them to make your party seem bigger then life! We’re talking red carpet hot!
Step4
Now that you got the bitches, weed, drinks, and people you need entertainment! Now it’s time to show off and rock the mic! But everyone has heard you rap, now it’s time to let some of your other famous friends do their thing, or you can show off the new talent you’ve discovered for your new record label!
Step5
Now keep partying, till the cops come and everyone is busted! Rock on!