How to make yor wife happy after 20 years of marriage

How to make your wife happy after 20 years of marriage.

Instructions

Difficulty: Moderately Easy

Things You’ll Need:

• A unhappy wife,suite case place to live and some money

1. Firstly take your suitecase and pack with your clothes and personal possesions,load these into your car,ensure you ave your wallet with money .
2. When car is loaded get into drivers seat star engine and drive like mad
3. Get to your new home unpack and never darken your wifes doorstep again,this should make her extremeley happy .

Tips & Warnings

• Make sure your wife is definitley unhappy with you before leaving,as if she is not it can have the opposite effect.
• Make sure you leave her with money and dont destroy any of her possesions as this could lead to a visit from the men in blue,staying out of her way for at least 3 weeks is advisable giving her a lenght of time to get use to her new found happiness and freedom going back to see her to soon could result in severe injury