How to get a clock on Flavor of Love

This article is for entertainment purposes only and as a fan of the show "Flavor of Love" starring Flavor Flav I feel that it’s high time that I help the women of the world get thier very own clock from the greatest hype man in the world...Flavor Flav!!!

Instructions

Difficulty: Moderate

Things You’ll Need:

• Loose morals
• An aging mom with a sidekick complex doesn't hurt
• Lots of alcohol
• Hair weave is always a plus
• An attraction to older men or fame
• Let's face it...an attraction to money and fame

1. Get on the show Flavor of Love, before they cancel it but the show is making VH1 and Flavor Flav money so let‘s hope they keep milking the nonsense!
2. Once there you have to remember that you’re competing with a lot of other would-be video vixens, baby mommas, and around-the-way girls. And, let’s not forget the at home moms slash web cam girls gone wild. So, forget about playing nice! It’s all about the ratings baby and if you prove to be a Queen Bee then your chances of staying are better.
3. You don’t have to know anything about Flavor Flav or his group Public Enemy, just remember not to touch Flav’s face! He hates that!
4. Judging from past seasons of the show it’s ok to take a crap on the floor, have bad breathe at least for a while then you‘re out the door, baby daddy drama, and go on the show to advance your singing or modeling career, but Flav draws the line at porn! So, if you have a sex tape out there someone burn it, or at least hide it until after you got your clock.
5. The more weave you have the better! It doesn’t have to be a good weave, just a lot of it. Women with their own hair haven’t done so well on the show! Or have they?
6. It might help if you’re a bit of a free spirit and have no problems kissing or potentially sleeping with a man twice your age.
7. And, finally if you’re totally willing to embarrass yourself, friends, family, and set the women’s movement back thirty years then you too can be on Flavor of Love and earn your clock from the one and only Flava Flaaavvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv!

Tips & Warnings

• Upon being selected for the show you will earn your very own nickname which may or may not come from a children's story.
• Physical combat and lots of girl-on-girl fighting may result.
• clocks appear to be larger on tv then in real life.