How to write a blog about your sex life

By Streetpoet

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Sex and sexually related subjects are the number one thing commonly found in most search engines on almost every computer in America! Why? Because people are horny like it or not! And, so they log on to the web for a quick sexual fix. To gain this fix they’re either looking at naked pictures of beautiful women and men or reading some form of erotica or creating their own via chat rooms or forums. Here’s your chance to take things one step further and write about your own adventures in between the sheets and with any luck make a few new friends along the way!

Instructions

Difficulty: Moderately Easy

Things You’ll Need:

  • Sex
  • Condoms
  • A computer w/internet connection
  • A blog
  • A bed (optional)
Step1
The first step is to actually have a sex!
Step2
Now that you’ve actually talked someone into having sex with you or paid for them to (I won’t judge) it’s time to actually sit down and write about this great exchange of the minds and bodies!
Step3
No one wants to read a play-by-play of your experience, but it does help. Nor do they want to sit down and read a true confession style story either. You’re going to have to come up with something in between and add your own personality to it. People want to read about the loser making out with the hot chick at work with the bad breathe. They also want to read about the sensitive thug who watches chick flicks way to much and has sex with random internet chicks who thinks he’s a famous rapper. Just to give you an idea not to bore your audience with what you‘re passing off as an actual life!
Step4
Build your audience! If only your friends read your adventures in between the sheets then what’s the point? You can send out a press release or post on forums world wide with the net with links to your blog or create banners and exchange them with others.
Step5
Keep having more sex and write about it!
Step6
You might be surprised that like you, a lot of people out there are having some really bad or great sexual experiences and are glad you took the time to share yours with them! Have fun and be safe!

Tips & Warnings

  • Never use a person's real name in your blog!
  • Your blog should serve the greater good and be entertaining and insightful and never used to hurt anyone in anyway.
  • Always practice safe sex whenever possible! Always!

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