Things You'll Need:
- Sex
- Condoms
- A computer w/internet connection
- A blog
- A bed (optional)
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Step 1
The first step is to actually have a sex!
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Step 2
Now that you’ve actually talked someone into having sex with you or paid for them to (I won’t judge) it’s time to actually sit down and write about this great exchange of the minds and bodies!
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Step 3
No one wants to read a play-by-play of your experience, but it does help. Nor do they want to sit down and read a true confession style story either. You’re going to have to come up with something in between and add your own personality to it. People want to read about the loser making out with the hot chick at work with the bad breathe. They also want to read about the sensitive thug who watches chick flicks way to much and has sex with random internet chicks who thinks he’s a famous rapper. Just to give you an idea not to bore your audience with what you‘re passing off as an actual life!
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Step 4
Build your audience! If only your friends read your adventures in between the sheets then what’s the point? You can send out a press release or post on forums world wide with the net with links to your blog or create banners and exchange them with others.
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Step 5
Keep having more sex and write about it!
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Step 6
You might be surprised that like you, a lot of people out there are having some really bad or great sexual experiences and are glad you took the time to share yours with them! Have fun and be safe!
