How to Write a Tell-All Book Like Isaac Cohen

Isaac Cohen is the latest in a series of Britney Spears' boy-toys, each of whom managed to cash in on the pop divas successes and failure. Unlike some of the other men, Isaac Cohen got paid big bucks for a candid Britney Spears tell-all.

Instructions

1. Find yourself a fairly vulnerable celebrity or person of wealth and power who, like Britney Spears, is known for leap-frogging from relationship to relationship. Then, hook-up with your chosen star by acting gallant, following Isaac Cohen's lead when he dashingly offered Britney his jacket at a Las Vegas Cirque du Soleil performance.

2. Enjoy an adventurous relationship with the star and do everything you and your famous partner feel like doing, including nesting in Hugh Hefner's Sky Villa at the Palms Hotel in Las Vegas where they let themselves loose, partying and making use of the suite's ceiling mirror.

3. Dump your celebrity boyfriend or girlfriend and tell the media that your former flame has feelings for an ex, as Isaac Cohen did when he told the world that Britney is still in love with former husband Kevin Federline. Make good on this by positioning yourself as the good guy.

4. Start talking with a major tabloid, such as "News of the World," which Isaac Cohen worked with on his Britney tell all, and see if the numbers they're offering are good or not. When you get the right deal, $275,000 in Isaac Cohen's case, tell all.

5. Spare nothing about your former relationship, exposing secrets about the sex life (going so far as to talk about specific sexual encounters), your ex-famous flame's insecurities, like Britney Spears' weight gain after having two children and whatever vices your ex may have had. The important thing is to leave nothing out of the tell-all.