How to Play Bongos Like Matthew McConaughey

Matthew McConaughey is famous for many reasons. Along with being a wonderful comedic and romantic actor, he is famous for his looks and his escapades. His most famous, or shall we say infamous, escapades involved some bongos. You can play bongos like Matthew McConaughey, too. You just may need to make sure the neighbors won't call the cops.

Instructions

Difficulty: Easy

1. Get high. If you are already high on life, that will work. We each have a high that we can hit naturally, and whether it is after you get done with a good workout, or after partaking of some illegal substances, you are in the right mind set to play bongos like Matthew McConaghey.
2. Strip down to your birthday suit. It must add to the effect of playing the bongos, because Matthew McConaughey told US Magazine that he doesn't regret it, and that he still partakes of nude bongo playing.
3. Play loud music, like John Mellencamp, while playing bongos like Matthew McConaughey. Loud music caused his neighbors to call the cops, so be prepared to offend.
4. Be comfortable in your own skin. Matthew McConaughey enjoys music and comfort, which is why he does not regret this particular escapade. Get down and become soothed by the rhythm of your own music.
5. Take lessons. Matthew McConaughey does not play the bongos on a whim, he takes lessons in Malibu Beach. Learn a new skill, or brush up on an old one, and learn how to play bongos like Matthew.