How to make the ultimate beer bong

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Have you ever found opened beers after a long night of partying and can't bring yourself to dump them? Here's instructions for a device that makes it a whole lot easier to drink that wounded soldier. The beer bong.

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Instructions

Difficulty: Moderately Easy

Things You’ll Need:

An industrial grade funnel (size varies).
About a yard of clear rubber tubing.
An adjusting, metal ring clamp to go around plastic tubing.
Your favorite (or least favorite) beer.

Step1

First, unless you already have the materials, head to your nearest home supply store. You should find all the materials you need.

Step2

Once you have chosen your desired size of funnel, make sure you get a hose that can fit snugly over the base of the funnel.

Step3

Using the metal ring clamp, slide it onto the hose and secure it tightly around the base of the funnel to seal and attach the hose to the funnel.

Step4

Test it out! You'll want to use water first in case it leaks. Once you are sure you have a secure seal, have a friend hold the funnel and pour your beer as you have your thumb tightly sealing the opening of the tube.

Tips & Warnings

Here's a beer bonging secret. To eliminate the foam, (no one likes sucking down foam) line the inside of the funnel LIGHTLY with a dab of butter or margarine. This will neutralize any foam in seconds.
Bonging a beer, as opposed to drinking one casually, will get you buzzed a lot faster. Be aware of how often and how much you take. And of course, make sure you've appointed a couch or a designated driver.