How to Deal with Chavs

A Chav is a mean, ignorant and uneducated person who hangs out in a crew with other people that are just like him. Chavs generally dress like sporty preppy posers by wearing name brand shoes and fake designer clothes. A person who is nice but fits all other criteria is a townie. Chavs can be difficult to deal with under even the best of circumstances.

Instructions

1. Ignore chavs when they are in a large group. A single chav will more than likely leave you alone since he has no one to back him up if a fight starts.

2. Stay calm when chavs confront you. A chav will often try to pick a fight with someone in order to look cool. Once a chav starts a fight with someone, the crew will quickly join in.

3. Speak intelligently to a chav if he is trying to insult you. This will often confuse him for long enough for you to get away from him.

4. Remember that chavs are uneducated and ignorant. The way that a chav thinks makes no sense to a regular person. A chav's brain fails to consider that every action has a reaction.

5. Hang out with your friends. Chavs are prejudiced and hate to deal with Goths, skaters, punks and other labeled groups. If you are in a group of friends that a chav dislikes, he will stay away from you at all costs.

Tips & Warnings

• If a chav is harassing you, tell a parent or adult about the situation.