How to Get Away With Swearing

Some say the world of past centuries had less of a problem with swearing because of the powerful grip of churches in Western society. Others argue the opposite is true. Either way, with changing social conditions, swearing or "foul language" is a real gray area. Some people are offended by religious swearing, some are offended by "potty mouth" and some really aren't offended at all. If you're concerned about "getting away" with your choice words, consider the following options.

Instructions

1. Add the quick "oops." A little recognition of a diction faux pas often alleviates the tension. The key is to move past it and not to acknowledge it or dwell on it. If others bring it up later, a further apology is in order, but lots of times, they won't.

2. Adopt your own family-safe words to replace words you can't get away with. "Fudge," "cheese and crackers" or "Jimmie Criminy" can serve well in some situations.

3. Try keeping your rough language under your breath. Although this can be hard for some loud talkers, the mumbled swear is less offensive to people around you, whether they're right next to you or at the next table. The louder you swear, the more of a mess you might get into.

4. Throw some change in the jar. In some situations, like inter-generational households, family members or others in cohabitation have thought up socially progressive ways of dealing with explosive issue of "foul language." One of these is the ever-popular "swear jar" where colorful talkers can buy absolution through a couple of small coins.

5. Know your rights. Although you always want to be sensitive to the feelings of others, some draconian and self-absorbed teetotalers will use this against you. Be aware of whether there are children present, if you're in a religious area or other factors, and if you don't see a compelling reason for holding back, let critics know you are not going to go the extra mile to accommodate them. Always be respectful, but be firm, too. Find your own balance and stick to it for a smoother experience in a group setting.