How to Dance to Make People Stare

Being a highly-skilled dancer isn’t the only way to get attention on the dance floor. Sometimes it’s fun to let it all loose and act crazy to make people stare. Here are a few ways to make people wonder if you know how bad a dancer you really are.

Instructions

Difficulty: Easy

1. Move to the dance floor while bopping your head side-to-side. Scream "That's my song" as you walk onto the floor.
2. Raise your arms above your head and clap off-beat. Sing along loudly with the music even if you don’t know the words. Start "churnin' the butter" as you sing.
3. Jump up and down as you spin around in a circle. Flail your arms around wildly.
4. Perform the "moonwalk" and grab your crotch like Michael Jackson. A scream would not hurt your performance.
5. Run across the dance floor doing the "hammer dance," grab someone sitting down and drag her to dance with you. Don’t let her sit back down. If she escapes your grasp, continue to the next person until you find a willing partner.
6. Hold your partner by the arm and spin around in circles. Your partner may try to get away, let him go. Follow him back to his seat doing the "running man."
7. Get down on the floor and do the worm all the way out the door.

Tips & Warnings

• Dancing can burn up to 1,200 calories per hour.
• Don’t trample anyone while dancing and running.
• Avoid injury to yourself by wearing low, non-skid shoes.