How to Woo Younger Women Like Bill Clinton

In some circles, Bill Clinton is now as famous for his womanizing exploits as for his political career. The President’s infamous affair has landed him with a reputation of being able to attract younger women in droves with his power and charisma. Follow his example and employ these tactics to woo women half your age successfully.

Instructions

Difficulty: Moderate

1. Be in a position of power. It doesn't get more powerful than the President but if you can't manage that, a CEO or senator might do just as well. A big part of Clinton's appeal is that he is responsible for so many major decisions and has access to a lot of privileged information. Exert your power and make sure everyone knows it.
2. Hire yourself a young intern or secretary. As Clinton found out, it is easier to woo someone that you meet every day. Working alongside a potential prospect might increase your chances but be wary of sexual harassment lawsuits and breaking the code of conduct.
3. Offer money or career prospects to attract younger women. The term "gold digger" often applies to younger women with older men. The relationship needs to be beneficial for your younger woman, so entice her with gifts and money or follow Clinton's example and give her a promotion and extra responsibility.
4. Give good public speeches, be confident and persuasive and enlist the support of other groups and individuals. Being popular like the President makes it easier to score points with the opposite sex, especially the more impressionable ones.
5. Conduct your affair in private to increase the excitement with secrecy. Although Bill came unstuck in the end and Hillary and the world found out, he did manage to keep the affair a secret for quite a while. Secret liaisons are more exciting as people have more to lose, so keep quiet about your exploits.