How to Drum a Nose

Human beings are full of a lot of useless talent. Some people can put their legs behind their heads, while others can touch the tip of their tongue to the end of their nose. Yet another useless talent, that is still fun and a great way to annoy your brother or sister, is learning how to drum a nose. It makes a great sound.

Instructions

Difficulty: Moderately Easy

1. Put the back of your hand against your face.
2. Align the back of your hand so that the middle knuckle on your pinky finger is against the entrance to your nostril. In fact, that knuckle should be slightly inside your nostril.
3. Clear your nostril by gently blowing out of it. Remember not to blow too hard as you may give yourself a headache or make yourself lightheaded.
4. Slide your knuckles against the base of your nose so that each knuckle on your four fingers (not the thumb) swipe across the opening of your nostril. You will start to hear a drumming noise.
5. Repeat over and over again and share your talent with the world. You can drum your nose to music or simply to the annoyance of our friend and family.

Tips & Warnings

• Don't drum your nose too much. You may end up with a sore or bloody nose.
• Blowing your nose before you do this is a good idea. This will remove any loose debris or mucus.