How to handle junk mail

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By SirLladnar
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Get lots of junk mail? Here is the most appropriate way to deal with junk mail

Difficulty: Easy

Instructions

Things You'll Need:

a stack of junk mail
45 seconds of your valuable time
a mailbox

Step 1

Open your junk mail. Save all of the paper pieces, you will need them in a later step
Step 2

Find one or more business reply mail envelopes with the postage prepaid.
Step 3

Take all of your junk mail and some of your office paper trash and stuff into the envelopes.
Step 4

Mail all of the junk mail (along with some personal trash) back to the junk mail people at their expense.
Step 5

Experience the inner peace that comes from knowing that some multi-national company is doing their part to lighten your load

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AllanaBaroni said

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on 3/19/2008 Try joining Greendimes at www.greendimes.com. They help lower the junk mail you get and plant trees while they're at it!

on 3/19/2008 HI SIRLLADNAR, THIS IDEA "MIGHT" BE A LITTLE EXTREME,BUT I THINK THATS EXACTLY HOW WE MUST RESPOND TO THESE COMPANIES THAT SIMPLY REFUSE TO QUIT SENDING US ALL THIS JUNK IN THE MAIL. I HAVE ASK SO MANY TIMES TO GET OFF MAILING LISTS, TO NO AVAIL. THINK OF ALL THE I.D. THIEF THAT GOES ON DUE TO ALL THE CREDIT CARD OFFERS! MAYBE WE COULD HAVE A "MAIL IT ALL BACK TO THEM" DAY! YA, I LIKE THE IDEA, THANKS SIR...DUSTY