How to make your girlfriend/wife happy.

In the doghouse? Just want to bring a smile to your girls face? Here's how to woo your woman.

Instructions

Difficulty: Moderate

Things You’ll Need:

• A good attitude
• Flowers
• Running water
• Cleaning supplies
• Groceries
• Nice clothes
• Candles
• Huge biceps (optional)

1. Wake up. Stop hitting the snooze button and look up a delicious recipe on eHow. Go to the grocery store and purchase the items you need. Be sure to include candles and flowers.
2. Once you arrive at home break out the cleaning supplies and go to town on the house. Make it squeaky clean.
3. Take a long shower. Use soap, shampoo, maybe even conditioner. Get the man stink off of you. Groom yourself. Shave, comb your hair, and maybe even style it. Put on some nice clothes
4. Decorate the dining room with the flowers and candles you bought. Prepare the delicious recipe from earlier and have it waiting warm and ready for your woman when she arrives home.
5. Watch her light up when she sees a clean house, a romantic setting, and a wonderful cooked with love meal. Enjoy your evening.
6. Repeat when necessary.

Tips & Warnings

• Get huge biceps, it helps everything.