How to Do a Chinese Fire Drill

Popular in the 1960s, the Chinese fire drill is making a comeback. A demonstration of high spirits, a Chinese fire drill is "pulled" while you are sitting in traffic, waiting for a red light to change. A sure fire way to pass the time while the light is red and a good way to get people laughing in a traffic jam, a Chinese fire drill is simple to perform.

Instructions

Difficulty: Easy

1. Unbuckle your seat belt as you approach the red light to make your execution of the Chinese fire drill as fast as possible. As soon as the driver has made a complete stop, place the car in park.
2. Open your door and jump out of the car as fast as you can. Start running in circles around the car. Make sure that not all of you run in the same direction, as you accentuate the effect of the drill if it is random, with people running in all directions.
3. Shout, shake your hands in the air, blow noise makers and generally do anything that seems suitable for the occasion. The crazier you act, the better the Chinese fire drill.
4. Get back into the car, preferably before the light turns green. Act very serious as you buckle your seat belt and pull away, as if nothing ever happened.

Tips & Warnings

• Performing a Chinese fire drill is much more fun with friends. Pulling the drill while you are alone may quickly get you pegged as a lunatic.
• Be aware that car jacking is more prevalent now than in the 1960s. You might want to consider turning off the car and taking the keys out of the ignition before you begin the Chinese fire drill; however, this will slow down your getaway, so be prepared.
• Make sure you are back in the car before the light turns green. Not only can you seriously anger the people waiting behind you, your friends may also leave without you if you aren't quick enough.