How to Comb Hair Like a Real Man

Ask any "real man" how he styles his hair and he will probably laugh at you. Real men don't "style" their hair; they comb it. Real men don't "shampoo" their hair; they "wash" it. If you are a metro-sexual who wants to return to "real men" status, get with this program.

Instructions

1. Wash your hair. Real men wash their hair with bar soap while they shower. If the hair needs to be washed in between showers, dip your head in the sink to wet it. If you're outside, turn on the hose and run water through your hair.

2. Comb your hair straight back from your forehead while it's still wet. Don't worry about parting it or styling it; as the hair dries it will fall into a natural part.

3. Use your fingers to comb your hair in a pinch. In fact, throw away your comb. A real man doesn't need one. Use your fingers to remove the excess junk from your hair. Then wet your hair and comb it back with your fingers. If it's long and thick, use both hands to push back the mane.