How to Eat in Front of a Crush

When you are trying to make an impression on someone you have a crush on, eating with that person can be dangerous. So many things can go wrong when you eat. Everything from flatulence to getting food stuck in your teeth can really mess up your scheme to win over the person of your dreams. Never mind the accidents that can occur.

Instructions

1. Choose dishes in a restaurant with little chance of error while eating it. Stay away from spaghetti and a lot of vegetables. Go light on the toppings if you order a burger and try to stick with food that you eat with a spoon or fork, not your fingers. Finger food while dating a crush can get really messy if the date leads anywhere.

2. Cook dishes that you have experience with if you are going to invite your crush over to your place. This is not the time to experiment. Eat early in the date so that you can have time to talk and relax before moving on to unknown territories.

3. Stay away from garlic and onions and other strong-smelling foods that linger long after you eat. Beans should be nowhere in the equation as they can lead to embarrassing noises.

4. Be wary of trying new things on a first date in front of a crush. If you let him order something you are not familiar with or are forced to eat an unknown item, watch how others are eating and follow their lead.

5. Eat your food in small bites, especially if you are in a crowd that is laughing and your crush is present. Someone in the group may tell a joke and you could be stuck laughing with a mouthful of food. Heaven forbid you spit it out in the face of your crush.