How to Be Snobby

Snobbery isn't typically considered a desirable trait. Snobs generally carry a sense of superiority and are exclusive to the people around them. Being snobby requires that you refuse to believe people are equal and start favoring people based on what they can do for you.

Instructions

1. Expect things from others that you're unwilling to give in return. In other words, act privileged. Snobby people expect other people to open doors for them, take care of their luggage, park their cars and walk their dogs without ever thinking that they could do that for others as well. In other words, create out-of-balance relationships, making sure you're the one in control.

2. Exclude people from your conversations and social events. Intentionally select the people you allow to be around you at all times. Ask those you clearly wouldn't socialize with if they'd like to work for you.

3. Refuse to look people in the eyes who don't meet your expectations or who are clearly inferior to you in some way. Dismiss people with your words or actions in order to put them in their place.

4. Give only as much as you've been given; when in doubt, give less. Require that you always receive your share and let others know you mean business.

5. Walk with confidence and always enter a room in a way that commands attention and respect. Look your best at all times even if you're in sweats. Assure yourself mentally that you look better than anyone else at all times and places.