How to Look Good at Your High School Reunion

So your high school reunion is a mere weeks away, but you haven't really amounted to squat. Well, it happens. You may not have become Joe Successful, but THEY don't have to know! Here's what you do.

Instructions

Difficulty: Moderate

Things You’ll Need:

• Money
• Hottie
• Sweet car or limo
• Great clothes
• Business cards (optional)

Guys

1. You're looking forward to seeing your old friends, and you'd really like to show those jocks how cool you've become since high school. The first thing to do is to get a nice ride so you can show up in style. If you have to rent, so be it! This is YOUR night!
2. Next, make sure you have on the slickest threads to match that Viper you've been "leasing." Go to the hippest place in the mall and shell out some cash. If you're not up-to-date on the latest fashions, no worries. The haberdasher will set you up just fine.
3. Nothing says success like that hottie sprouting from your arm. If you're single, it's easy enough to get an instant gf. Just open up the Yellow Pages and hire an escort. Make sure to go over the basics (your hometown, your favorite football team, your name, etc.), that way everyone will think you've been courting her since you wrote your fourth best seller!
4. That's about it. Now you've gone from dud to stud, all there is to do is show up and play the part. Don't forget your lines now, cowboy!

Tips & Warnings

• Act confident the whole time you're there. Also, make sure to hit the dance floor a few times. Don't worry. The escort you brought will make a good cover.
• Don't go overboard! This may lead you to forget your own lies which will blow your cover. Stay laid back and cool.

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